Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Medved Walks Free


New Helena, Oregon - In the shocker of the century, Dmitri Medved walks from court a free man. After hours of deliberation, the jury concluded that despite obvious evidence against him, Medved was not guilty of any crime.

Not all rested well in court however, while the stands and the audience erupted with applause, the prosecution still approached Medved. Words were exchanged before he was seen to be snatching at Medved's girlfriend, Ms. St. Clair, only to bring Medved to react in the way he did, fists flying and knocking him back from her. While there was a faint threat rumoured to have been whispered, no charges were brought up and Medved walked free from court with Ms. St. Clair.

"I am free man." He stated outside of court, hand in hand with his girlfriend by his side before he was slipped off. His lawyer, however, left us with the closing statement of, "Oh G-g-gosh!"

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